New Year's Resolution Enthusiast Gifts

Animal Park. Lots of the animals are making new year's resolutions. The pack rat will try to reduce clutter and get organized. The possum's goal is more honesty. He's made a resolution to stop pretending to be something that he isn't. Leopards, on the other hand, know they can't change their spots so they never make resolutions. Leopards must be jealous of chameleons because change comes naturally for them. Hey! Don't forget about me! When it comes to change nobody is better than a cate

"I can't join you guys till this list of New Year's resolutions gets approved by my wife."

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Mediation Process

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

Yoga for beginners,

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

January Joiner

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Look at me - I can do this!"

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

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"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."