Resolutions Enthusiast Gifts

New Years Reolutions

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Mediation Process

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

January Joiner

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'Well, we made it.'

New years resolutions

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"I feel like all I did in January was work out, eat healthy, strive for meaningful and balanced relationships, and improve my sleep schedule -- thank god that nightmare's over."

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

New Year's Resolution.

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

Happy New Year!

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."