Resolutions Enthusiast Gifts

New Years Reolutions

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Go! Means NOW!

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Mediation Process

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

January Joiner

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

New years resolutions

'Well, we made it.'

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

"...For new year, I'm going to stop watching so much sport..."

Wild Animal Park. How are the animals doing with their new year's resolutions? Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life, and the sloth is exercising more! What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself. Her goal this year is to convince the male members of her specie

"I feel like all I did in January was work out, eat healthy, strive for meaningful and balanced relationships, and improve my sleep schedule -- thank god that nightmare's over."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

D I E T F We said we'd stick together this time, but we really knew it would only last a day or two.

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

New Year's Resolution.

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

Happy New Year!