Resolution Enthusiast Gifts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

New Year's Resolutions: 1. Be more decisive. 2. Ummmm...

"How much does it cost to buy a membership then never use it?"

'I'm really serious about keeping my New Year's resolutions. In the past, my resolutions were always in one year and out the other.'

'Workplace conflict?'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

New Year's Resolution.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'My new year's resolution was to delegate more...So I delegated managing massively increased demands with drastically reduced resources in a flat-lining economy to George.'

New years resolutions

Happy New Year!

Mediation Process

"I resolve to cook more traditional meals like my lengua casserole and pig's feet stew!"

This New Year, Emmet Lunday resolves to really change."

"My New Year's Resolution is I promise not to jam the office computer, if you let me have my own company credit card!"

"Well there goes the last of my new years resolutions..."

January Joiner

'Remember our former product, 'The Resolution', that people only used on January 2nd of each year?'

"My New Year's Resolution is to delegate more..."

"I have to say, you being less jubilant isn't much of a New Year's resolution."

"For the New Year, I've decided to listen more and talk less."

Dear Diary. . . New Year's Resolutions: lose weight, drink less, spend less on clothes. . . stop kidding myself!

'Happy New Year!...Did you know studies show that 92% of all people fail to keep their New Years resolutions...but I'm sure you'll do just fine.'

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New Year: Peace, Justice, Love

"Here, Steven. I wrote down some New Year's resolutions for you."

"For New Year I've decided to give you up Gerald."

New Year's Resolutions

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

If your new year's resolution is to lose weight, you should educate yourself on the subject! You can't trust your gut on diet decisions - it has a conflict of interest!

I resolve to be a better person in the new year. That's easy. You've got so much to improve! Little weasel! I'll get you!! Twig! What about that "better person"? I said, in the new year. This year's already getting old.

Happy new year, Ernie! Happy new year, Frank! This year I'm going to eat a healthy diet. Okay. I'm going to exercise more. Uh-huh. I'm going to get organized. Right. At least until Thursday or so. Then what? I'll resolve to leave well enough alone!

2021 Jan. 1. 2021! The start of a new year! Shoot! This always hapapens. Hi, Frank. What's going on? It's the same thing every year. I can never keep my new year's resolution.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"