Resolution Rocker Gifts

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's all a matter of planning...."

Mediation Process

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

Guy in gym

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

January Joiner

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

'Well, there goes the last of my New Years resolutions...'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

'You haven't seem my New Years Resolutions have you?...The one where I'm committing to 2,5000 billable hours and pulling in 6 major clients.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Their first New Year's solution was easy to fulfill: turning the foodchain.

'My new year's resolution is to stay home next new year's eve.'

Good intentions last a month on average

New years resolutions

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

"Do you have a one day a year membership?"

New Years Reolutions

"I don't have time for New Year's resolutions, I'm still working on the backlog from 1998-2000."