Resolution Achievers Gifts

A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

The rope to success.

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I'm trying to gain 10 pounds before midnight so I can keep my resolution to lose 10 pounds next year."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

Woman and scales.

New Years Reolutions

Wild Animal Park. How are the animals doing with their new year's resolutions? Good! The gazelle is trying to slow down and enjoy life, and the sloth is exercising more! What's the goat's resolution? To be more careful about what he eats? No, he just wants to spend more time with the kids this year. I heard the doe made a resolution to save some money. You misunderstood, Ernie. She didn't make any resolutions for herself. Her goal this year is to convince the male members of her specie

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

D I E T F We said we'd stick together this time, but we really knew it would only last a day or two.

Employee of the Month - male.

'Is this making it?'

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

"I feel like all I did in January was work out, eat healthy, strive for meaningful and balanced relationships, and improve my sleep schedule -- thank god that nightmare's over."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."