Resolution Achievers Pillows

A slim Santa emerges from slimming club.

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"It's all a matter of planning...."

The rope to success.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Woman and scales.

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

New Years Reolutions

"I feel like all I did in January was work out, eat healthy, strive for meaningful and balanced relationships, and improve my sleep schedule -- thank god that nightmare's over."

'Is this making it?'

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

"Well, last year I kicked gambling. . . the odds are 3 to 1 the New Year will be a good one."

Employee of the Month - male.

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'

'Eat. Sleep all winter. These are your resolutions?'

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."