Resolution Achiever Pillows

"Good news, Terry, I've hit my target weight. We can start having chips again every night."

"They're having a fight over how best to handle client conflict."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Let's Celebrate

The rope to success.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'Let it go. Get on with your death.'

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Successful sales people are avid goal setters...

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Succeed.

My resolution this year? Getting in shape so I can lift my favorite snacks!

"Hannibal got elephants over the Alps. Bearing that in mind, somebody think of something."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

Well done, I hear you hit your target. Yes, a week for two in Hawaii.

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

Woman and scales.

New Years Reolutions

"I feel like all I did in January was work out, eat healthy, strive for meaningful and balanced relationships, and improve my sleep schedule -- thank god that nightmare's over."

"Your New Years resolution was to give up the grog!"

'Is this making it?'

Employee of the Month - male.

"We're cutting back on therapy. You?"

'The exercise hasn't been a total failure. My personal trainer lost 10 pounds.'

'Honestly you could drive a 'coach and horses' through this document, there's no definition of 'weight loss', no time frame, no sanctions.'