Resolution Procrastinator Pillows

Add some comfort and humor to their space with pillows that playfully acknowledge the resolution procrastinator’s laid-back approach. A cozy reminder that progress is a journey, not a race.

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I can't come up with any New Year's resolutions. It's not that I'm perfect, but that I'm so imperfect that I can't possibly give up anything.

I can't come up with any New Year's resolutions. It's not that I'm perfect, but that I'm so imperfect that I can't possibly give up anything. mockup

I can't come up with any New Year's resolutions. It's not that I'm perfect, but that I'm so imperfect that I can't possibly give up anything.

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"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework." mockup

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

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"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on." mockup

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

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"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off." mockup

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

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"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework." mockup

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

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"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future." mockup

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

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"I'd rather eat your homework."

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Serious Putty

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'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.' mockup

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

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'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?' mockup

'I forgot to do my homework so can we plow into a snow bank on the way to school?'

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"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap." mockup

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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Studying and technology

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Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer mockup

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

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Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat. mockup

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

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Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry. mockup

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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Invaders from Planet Manava.

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'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?' mockup

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

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'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!' mockup

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

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"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are." mockup

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

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Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/ mockup

Rip van Winkle goes back to the office/

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Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.' mockup

Kid about report on alternative fuels being due today: 'I just couldn't summon up the energy to do it.'

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"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service." mockup

"The pastor can't be disturbed. He's preparing for Sunday's service."

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'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!' mockup

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

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"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer." mockup

"Man! I just had to pull another all-dayer."

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Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work. mockup

Messing around on the internet when your boss thinks you're hard at work.

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"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?" mockup

"So...what did you learn in school today, Baldo?"

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'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.' mockup

'I've eaten so much homework that I'm starting to age in paper years.'

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Resolution Procrastinator Pillows Collection

Resolution Procrastinator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the resolution procrastinator’s relaxed attitude—perfect for starting each day with a smile.

Resolution Procrastinator Prints

Find wall art prints that humorously celebrate slow but steady progress—ideal for inspiring a resolution procrastinator’s space.

Resolution Procrastinator T-Shirts

Check out our playful t-shirts designed for the resolution procrastinator—fun and comfy, these tees make a humorous statement about taking things at your own pace.