New Year's Resolution Enthusiast Prints

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Mediation Process

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

Yoga for beginners,

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

January Joiner

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

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