New Year's Resolutionist Gifts

"My resolution this year is to not take myself so serious."

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Yoga for beginners,

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

"Look at me - I can do this!"

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

The Janopause

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

New Years Reolutions

Before and After diet photos.

"The hardest part is getting out the front door."