New Year's Resolutionist Gifts

"My resolution this year is to not take myself so serious."

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"You need to do less talking the talk and more walking the walk."

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

Yoga for beginners,

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'I'm downsizing in hopes of a merger.'

'You strap it on and it monitors your eating habits -- it's called the 'Fudgebuster.''

Two entrances to a gym; one reads "Actual Exercise" while the other reads "Sit on Equipment and Stare at your Phone."

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

Man Walking Towards His Goal.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"Look at me - I can do this!"

The Janopause

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"Spring is in the air but it's December in my ABS."

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I can’t even find the motivation to quit my gym membership."

'I AM going to join a gym, but I've got to get in shape first. . .'

'For your aerobic exercise today, give me five 'Sweet Georgia Browns', a couple of 'Hot Times in the Old Town Tonight', and hit the showers.'

'I want you to slow down, and that includes fast food.'

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'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

New Years Reolutions

"Okay, we've put on our exercise clothes. Now what?"

Before and After diet photos.