New Year Enthusiasts Pillows

"How do you like me so far?"

The Month of January

"THIS YEAR I'M GOING TO GET IN SHAPE."

"Come out from under the bed, Dear, I'm sure this year will be much better than the last one!"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Do you think that's wise?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"That'll be five bucks."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

Rocking Horse

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I don't believe in you!"

Panettone

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

'No room at the inn, baby born in a manger: It's gonna be a great story to tell at parties...'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Christmas Presents.

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Zoom Christmas

'He's got your nose.'

Filming Christmas

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

"Elfis"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'No, dear. I don't think the star on the Christmas tree will implode, and suck our living room into a black hole.'

Meet Santa's entourage

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.