Year Enthusiast Pillows

Happy New Year

Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

"I know I'm going to get older - but how much?"

'I can't say what the market's going to do, but you're going to have fourteen children.'

They say animals have the sixth sense and the talent to look into the future...

Midlife: You Are Here.

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

Taking to the sky...

You're my Statue of Liberty

"I'm in a bad mood today: sit down!"

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'Someone must have stolen your identity. Your fingerprints are missing.'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Life begins at 60

Driverless Car

'How optimistic are you about the future?'

'7 new planets discovered like Earth..' 'When do we leave?'

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

New Years Resolutions: Join Gym. . .Cancel Gym.

Giant 'NO' with a small man holding a 'Yes',

Wow, a thousand-year-old artifact! What a discovery! 2019. Wow, a patch of land not buried in thousand-year-old useless artifacts! What a discovery! 3019.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'I see that a Communications Disorder Instructor has just entered your life.'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'