Year-transition Enthusiast Pillows

2017 Alarm Clock

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Life and Death

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

"Before you go inside, give me a chance to explain the mess ..."

"I'm Generation Z. Nice to meet you."

Four Stages of Boyhood

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

After 15 years Mike was released

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

"There doesn't seem to be an end to the Eighties revival."

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

'Thank's for your patience as we transition to electronic filing. . . Mrs. McGillicuddy.'

Snow Globes In Spring

Sigh ... Just when I was getting comfortable with my body again.

"Are we officially past flu and allergy medications and into sunscreens and tick repellant?"

The Pediatrician Turned Gynecologist

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.

Parting is such sweet sorrow...

'I set my high-jump records during leap year.'

New Year: 'Get Offa My Lawn!'

'Retirement.'

"I knew I should have got stronger sun cream."

"Any volunteers?"

'He's on another line. I'm going to put you on hold. Do you prefer 60's hits, 70's hits, 80's hits or 90's hits?'

Happy New Year

From activity to retirement?

No need to retune.

'It's not the distinct seasons I enjoy. It's the end of each season - the end of snow in winter, rain in spring, heat in summer and drought in fall.'

Generational Conflicts of the '90s

"I'm thinking of going back to teaching."