Year Transition Tracker Pillows

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

'As a matter of fact, I can offer you another career option.'

'Instead of firing me, he could have tolerated mediocrity a little longer.'

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

'Before computers, son, we were nerds who shuffled paper.'

Four Stages of Boyhood

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

"Mid-life crisis is so defining - couldn't we just call it 'Puberty - the sequel?"

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

"Sorry, boss, but the decline of the printed word has made creating a ransom note increasingly challenging."

Uncertain Future

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"C'mon, everyone is waiting for you!'

New Year: 'Get Offa My Lawn!'

"Gracie, I know it means a lot to you...but the Christmas tree has got to go."