Year Transition Tracker Pillows

"Before you go inside, give me a chance to explain the mess ..."

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'Think we should be packing up soon, Hon?'

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'The bad news, Pomeroy, is tht we're giving your job to your secretary -- the good news is that she wants you to stay on as her secretary!'

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

'Instead of firing me, he could have tolerated mediocrity a little longer.'

'As a matter of fact, I can offer you another career option.'

'Why did you leave your last job?' 'You would too, if they sold your desk and changed all the locks!'

Dick rode through the night, the job offer to become a Pension Investment Opportunities Advisor was just too good to miss.

'This isn't any comparison to my going through menopause!'

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

Ken wandered home wondering what the lunar new year would bring. . . like every other man and his dog.

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

After working as a day care director for 18 years, Brenda made a career change into law enforcement.

Four Stages of Boyhood

"He's so used to someone carrying his files."

'Before computers, son, we were nerds who shuffled paper.'

'Get Offa My Lawn!'

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

"Yes very good, but have you consider a role in cyber?"

"Mid-life crisis is so defining - couldn't we just call it 'Puberty - the sequel?"

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

"C'mon, everyone is waiting for you!'

"Sorry, boss, but the decline of the printed word has made creating a ransom note increasingly challenging."

Uncertain Future

Lost job due to downloads. Please help.

"Gracie, I know it means a lot to you...but the Christmas tree has got to go."