Teen Transition Enthusiast Pillows

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Life and Death

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Teen's Comet

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"Recently separated."

Teenage Yoda

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Teen Owl

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

After working as a day care director for 18 years, Brenda made a career change into law enforcement.

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

After 15 years Mike was released

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

Late night? I don't know what you are talking about! Come on, Twig. You can tell me. My mom is giving me a hard time. About? She's freaking just because I started

'Thank's for your patience as we transition to electronic filing. . . Mrs. McGillicuddy.'

Vinyl Records CD's. It's odd that it was revolutionary when we stopped listening to music stored on spinning media.

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

The Pediatrician Turned Gynecologist

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!