Teenage Life Enthusiast Pillows

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

Reach for the Star.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Teen's Comet

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"I need a gap year."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Teenage Yoda

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

High pants/Low pants.

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

Teen Owl

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

The Medical Student

The Children Are Our Future!

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

Teen Weather

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

Propriety

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

'Let's not jump into this.'

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."