Teenage Life Enthusiast Pillows

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

Reach for the Star.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Teen's Comet

'Life is a precious thing, but simply breathing and existing isn't living...the end is inevitable for everything...I'm afraid that time has come for you, dear. I have to pull the plug...'

"I need a gap year."

'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

"Well, it's funny, Sid. Every time I've got onr foot in the grave, something interesting happens, so I pull it back out again!"

Life is about the chase, not the ball. Now go get it!

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

Teenage Yoda

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"

High pants/Low pants.

The Children Are Our Future!

The Medical Student

'I remember when she was proud to be seen with her parents.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

Teen Owl

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

"Dad, this is not the one that was here earlier. He left at half past eleven."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

Propriety

Teen Weather

We only go around once, but it can be quite the loop-de-loop!

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

'Let's not jump into this.'