Teen Transition Enthusiast Gifts

"Don't worry, son. You're just at that awkward age."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Life and Death

Teen's Comet

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"Recently separated."

Teenage Yoda

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

'You'd better clear out some rooms, nurse. He jumped off a bridge, and all his friends are behind him.'

Teen Owl

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'

All Metamorphosed And No Place To Go.

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

"A job? Can't I just start a Go Fund Me page?"

After 15 years Mike was released

"Don't tell me, Daddy scared you with his silly rules about dating his daughter, didn't he, Lance?"

'I hope you realize Simkins that you have now had the best years of your life...'

"Megan is at that age where she's embarrassed to be seen shopping with her mother."

'Thank's for your patience as we transition to electronic filing. . . Mrs. McGillicuddy.'

"I can't believe that in a few short years we're actually going to like them."

The Pediatrician Turned Gynecologist

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

'Of course I bailed you out - you've got soccer tonight.'

"That's right, Terri, my dad let me borrow his car!"

'My mum's just given me a positive talk about sex...'

Rebel without a pause...and another ting I'm not going to put up with blah!blah!blah!