Transitions Enthusiast Gifts

Life and Death

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Planned service changes

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

Blend Schools

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'

"I prefer your early pieces."

"Have a nice day harvesting data, honey."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

She was always an introvert.

'I could really do with a change, couldn't you?'

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Getting Closer

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

"Hey, it's March, so it's safe to put the snow shovel away, right? Right?"

"So tell me, what do you hope to achieve this year?"

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

Russell Rebrand

"You're not gonna be around much longer, pal, so do you mind if I eat your nose when you're done with it?"

I can't decide if this is a self-improvement project or a home improvement project.

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"Yes, I specialize in helping people like through the changes ahead: Change is good if you embrace it..."

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

"You're just not the fuzzy caterpillar I fell in love with, anymore!"

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"Yeah, they're beautiful - but I really could have used that time to work on myself."

After the takeover - The makeover