Education Transition Lover Pillows

"I had it all figured out. Sleep late, watch TV, play all day...then kindergarten happened."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

I will study my speling words...

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Kid in class corrects teachers spelling.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

How to deliver a successful presentation.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

Lessons in Prehistory.

'Recalculating...recalculating...'

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'It's a tough call but I'm going to side with your parents, if for no other reason, because they can sue and you can't.'

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"This is not the first time I have been asked to speak."

Yummy Mummies

Children's education

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

Graduation Speech.

"You're kidding! You count S.A.T.s?"

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'