New Year Party Mugs

'Well at least we know there's no chance of either of us being over the drink-drive limit!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Party Animals.

Champagne

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

We'll have Manhattans...

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Join me in a Martini?

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

A man looks up at the earth

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Doorbell. Must be the sitter.'

Scottish party

A Woman Holding Canapes

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

All dressed up and no place to go

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

"I think it stopped breathing."

Champagne