End Of Summer Party Pillows

'I was talking to your swimsuit.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

I could have danced all night!

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Steak Ted?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Canape?

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

The Martini is invented.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

PIna Colada

Best Scapegoat

"Finally...school starts next week."

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

Barbecue

Back to school.