End Of Summer Party Pillows

'I was talking to your swimsuit.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

I could have danced all night!

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Steak Ted?'

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Canape?

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

His New Grillfriend

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

The Martini is invented.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Looks like our days at the think tank are numbered."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'And this will be our strategic plan for the coming year.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Well-done, alright?"

Barbecue

PIna Colada

Best Scapegoat

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"Finally...school starts next week."