Summer Party Pillows

"Well, a ringer and a laner - looks like you win honey..."

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Let's barbeque tonight.'

'Not that sort of pool party.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

BBQ

"I'm Bob and this is my wife, Sue. Don't even think about trying to get past us."

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

Summer Sketches - Cheerfully drifting down the stream of life

'Here he comes! Lose the Mai Tai's!!'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Can I still purchase this shirt even if I don't like pina coladas or getting caught in the rain?'

Capture the Flag

"Come on, dear...you can't blame everything on Russian hackers."

Mr Dippy

'Bummer - the tide's gone out.'

'The first barbecue is like Christmas for Marmaduke!'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

The Soho Beachwear Look

Fat woman cooking on her sunbed rather than tanning herself

'New Barbeque.'

Messy Eater

'Oh no, it's the mosquitoes! Kids, splash around in the pool, they only like stagnant water.'

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

PIna Colada

Man roasting steaks on the grill