Season Watcher Gifts

"I'd like to get back to the city before the leaves turn against us."

"Just when I accept me for who I am, this happens!"

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Tree house.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

'Och lye the news'

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

Angry Squirrel Can't Get to the Bird Table.

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"I made him out of my mom's mashed potatoes. Since there's no snow, I had to improvise."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

"Then we agree. 10 minutes of your news, then 10 minutes of mine."

"It beats flying for your food."

It's a Dog's life

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"So much for finding intelligent life on this planet."