Hunting Season Gifts

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'A little long on the tremolo, perhaps, and not enough obligatto, but all things considered, not a bad call.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

"Lucky deer. I wish I was in heat."

'Here we are looking for that big buck's shed antler and I trip over a log.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'See,there's what we are doing wrong.We always stop and look back.'

'I can't do it Bud - I'm a Packers fan, too.'

'Well, go on then, fly away with your heads shot off.'

'You know, I waited a whole year for this day.'

'It's Duck Hunting Season right now, so I only come out at night when it's safe...'

Snowman points the way for a hunter after a deer eats his nose.

'This looks like a deer feeding area.'

'It's hunting season again. Got anything that smells like fresh vension?'

"Got any quarters?"

Revenge of the Terror Elk

"It's opening day."

"That won't fool any hunters."

Hunting Licenses Here

Drone Deer Hunter

Field-dressed buck

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

'Don't Shoot. I am NOT a DUCK.'

A man about to shoot a fox

The Ducks Fire Back

Maybe next hunting season Phil will succeed in bagging, not just boxing, a moose.

"Yeah, it's a decoy: You'd better stay safely hidden for a while..."

'Boy, look at the size of those tracks. I bet he will go 300 pounds.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I know hunting season starts tomorrow, so get out of my mashed potatoes!'

Surprising Deer Tracks

'Don't play with the deer call,Jimmie.You will scare the deer.'

'So begins the 'fall' hunting season!'