Shooting Season Gifts

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Vendor selling testosterone.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

American Football.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Football.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

A Rifle Competition in the North

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'