Shooting Season Gifts

"Looks like we're going to have an Indian summer."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Vendor selling testosterone.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

American Football.

"Oh, how I wish the season would start!"

'All this viewing is an endurance event in itself...'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

I can just feel it. I know they're talking about me.

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"We would have won if it hadn't been for the other team."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Football.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'