Hunting Season Opener Gifts

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pointing.

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'We're in a hurry.'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

'Hank, I know you're new at turkey hunting, but that isn't the way you call turkeys.'