Hunting Season Opener Prints

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

Pointing.

Perils of the double play.

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'No matter where the deer are they will be able to hear this grunt.'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'We're in a hurry.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

'I'm the new kid on the team. Where's my signing bonus?'

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

"They're especially bold at this time of year."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Frank was never skilled at finding deer signs. (hunter not seeing actual signs for deer)

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'