Fishing Season Opener Prints

Anticipating Opening Day!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Ice fisher.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'He's bound to wake up sometime!'

Perils of the double play.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

"Only caught one, eh."

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'How long did you say it was 'til trout season?'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'I think this fishing injury is more serious than you're letting on!'

'I pulled something playing soccer.'

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

"For Pete's sake, Morton, you don't leave on your fly fishing trip for another week!"

Go Favre

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'I think maybe they should move opening day until it's warmer.'

"It's unrealistic for us to have a chimney, tree, or stockings, so you can forget about Santa."