Deer Devotees Gifts

Gay nightclubs of the forest.

Playing Fetch.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Foster failure

Rare Books

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He was a sea rescue."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

"You're completely screwed up."

Feline Evolution.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Milk sideburns

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"And here are today's categories...."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'