Deer Devotees Pillows

Gay nightclubs of the forest.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Playing Fetch.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Foster failure

Rare Books

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"He was a sea rescue."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'The Buck Stops Here.'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

"You're completely screwed up."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Milk sideburns

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"And here are today's categories...."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.