Deer Hunter Dreamer Gifts

Archery.

(Camel paintings)

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Tourists in Egypt

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Daddy's working from home today."

Giant white horse.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

A Tumble Cow

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

Cat king.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Emma's Unicorn

Experts through the ages.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

Boss asks early man: 'So ... where do you see yourself in four million years?'

Lost in Admiration

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I understand this topic may be offensive for some. Of course attendance is optional for any flightless students.'