Donkey Devotee Gifts

Dangling A Carrot

Sept. 11 2016 and Sept. 12, 2016

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Canine Companion

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Today's special... donuts.

Love a Mutt

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

No Soliciting

"He's already getting attached to you."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"A little help, please."