Donkey Enthusiast Gifts

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

Donkey on a treadmill

'When you've finished, can I bring on my donkeys?'

Ass-tronauts.

"Of course he wouldn't budge on the budget. That's why they put the jackass in charge."

Donkey

Skipping Horse

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Quick, start the car!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Barks in code.

The Runaway Horse

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

Ancient Racing

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."