Donkey Enthusiast Gifts

'He was a physician, but because of all the difficult patients he gave it up and became a veterinarian.'

Donkey on a treadmill

'When you've finished, can I bring on my donkeys?'

Ass-tronauts.

Breeds of Asses

"Of course he wouldn't budge on the budget. That's why they put the jackass in charge."

Donkey

Skipping Horse

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

'Fetch.'

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Quick, start the car!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Barks in code.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Jurassic Parking Lot

The Runaway Horse

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."