Donkey Kong Devotee Gifts

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Jurassic Parking Lot

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Today's special... donuts.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"The invention of taxidermy."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"That's enough small talk."

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I think we overordered."

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Common Dolphin

"You complete me."

Brother Ernest, you have give up all donuts for lent, not just the ones with pink icing.

"We Tell No One"

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

Little boy dragon

Farewell, Generalissimo El Busho