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'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

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"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"That's enough small talk."

"I think we overordered."

"Okay, who's purring?"

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

Common Dolphin

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

"We Tell No One"

"You complete me."

Little boy dragon

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Nothing to be concerned about...your body has simply adapted to all the wet weather we've had!