Dragon Devotee T-Shirts

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"They added extra dragons to curb inflation."

Little boy dragon

Chinese Dragon

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Foster failure"

Licensed Therapist

Claus 2.0

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Canine Companion

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Hobby Store

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

No Soliciting

"He's already getting attached to you."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"A little help, please."

"Did you get my tweet?"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'