Dragon Devotee Mugs

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

"They added extra dragons to curb inflation."

Little boy dragon

Chinese Dragon

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

Licensed Therapist

"Foster failure"

Claus 2.0

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Canine Companion

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

The Hobby Store

Love a Mutt

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

Happy.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Pet a Puppy

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Did you get my tweet?"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"He's already getting attached to you."