Dragon Aficionado Mugs

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"Frank! You're snoring again!"

Organic Soldering.

Puff's act had got to the stage where it was now necessary to outsource the fire breathing stuff.

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Dragon replaces the stork

"Go on Darling, light your birthday candles!"

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Raincloud Umbrella

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Swiss army knife

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Primitive magician

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Save the unicorn.

Stonehenge Explained

"Who ordered a pizza?"

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'Look man, no wings!'