Dragon Admirers Mugs

"He was just a year away from retirement."

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"But St. George, in china dragons are revered!"

Chinese Money

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Organic Soldering.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Love your ambiance!"

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Welsh Dragon

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Beware of the Dragon