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'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

George and the dragon.

'Good this time turn the other way and cough.'

Scorched knight on horseback passes 'Dragon Crossing' sign.

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

"It must be yours. I have no imagination."

China's Pacific Expansionism

"It could be worse."

'Chinese hackers? why do you assume they're Chinese?!'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Sure, I can fire your pottery...'

'Oh, they're tasty, but they're murder on your fillings.'

'I'll be yours if you restore England to its former glory.'

"Apparently, it was a fairytale wedding...."

'Well, they can also be used as breath fresheners.'

Dragon fireplace

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

George and the Dragon.

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'

'I have got to stop checking my breath.'

Coronavirus

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'

'Well, how the heck do you think we breathe fire?'

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'Hello? Oh hi... look, can I ring you back, I'm fighting a dragon...'

'He slew all the dragons on the border, and now we have a big illegal alien problem.'

'Well, if it isn't the guy wiith the draggin' tattoo!'

The Queen of Caerwys!

'That's how you deal with Saint George wannabes, son.'

I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'