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'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

Scorched knight on horseback passes 'Dragon Crossing' sign.

'Good this time turn the other way and cough.'

George and the dragon.

"It must be yours. I have no imagination."

'Oh, they're tasty, but they're murder on your fillings.'

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

'I'll be yours if you restore England to its former glory.'

'Sure, I can fire your pottery...'

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Chinese hackers? why do you assume they're Chinese?!'

"It could be worse."

China's Pacific Expansionism

"No, no, I like you. I only meant that we have to make you liable to the jury."

I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'That's how you deal with Saint George wannabes, son.'

The Queen of Caerwys!

'Well, if it isn't the guy wiith the draggin' tattoo!'

'He slew all the dragons on the border, and now we have a big illegal alien problem.'

'Hello? Oh hi... look, can I ring you back, I'm fighting a dragon...'

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'Well, how the heck do you think we breathe fire?'

King to knight: 'You'll have to stop slaying dragons for awhile - the Sierra Club got an injunction.'

'I still love you, but I think I should see other dragons.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out here like this.'

Coronavirus

'I have got to stop checking my breath.'

'Your dragon appears to have a nasty cough.'

George and the Dragon.

"Okay, but I'm keeping an eye on you."

George teaching the dragon,

Welsh Flag

"Well done, please."