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The Fourth Little Pig

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Snow Devil

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Shrinks in heaven

I'm sorry, all our angels are busy at the moment. Please hold and your prayers will be answered in the order it was received.

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Wash your hands

Monster Baseball

"You're not grandma at all! In fact, I think this is a case of identity theft!"

Angel Music

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'It's sad in a way -- just when he was declaring victory.'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

A car's soul escapes as it expires at the meter.

"I don't see HIS name on it."