Devil Appreciator T-Shirts

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

"...and thank you for sending my guardian angel to protect me from that truck today..."

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

'Good night darling...sweet nightmares.'

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?

"Put another minnow on my line!"

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

"Who did you think has been drawing you all this time?"

'In your defense, I see you're not very bright. Most folks take the elevator.'

Man on the way to Heaven worries about steps.

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

Devil Tricks

"Have you got it in beige?"

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

Vegetarian Heaven

One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

'You'll get used to this very easily - you always were a deadbeat.'

"I never thought I would miss billboards!"

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

Cloud 10.

Best Stunt Driver

The expulsion from the Garden of Olive.