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One of Faust's lesser-known bargains.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

'No hostile takeover bids beyond this point.'

Sales - We could try a 'free offer' but it would cost us.

"...And please let the merger do through!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

"Remember, negotiating is like buying fruit. You don't know what you'll get until you squeeze 'em a bit."

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

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"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'Nobody gets to the point quicker than Ron!'

"You do realize selling your soul will be considered a capital gain."

"Don't anybody move: this is a merger."

'Our strategy is to begin the meeting with an ironclad no-negotiation policy - and negotiate from there.'

Easter Island moai shake hands below the surface.

"Relax - not only does the devil have the best tunes, he's also got a great lawyer."

"I'm off to the sales!"

Dealmobile.

'Sorry for interrupting. I didn't realize you were still trying to hammer out an agreement.'

"Murder, eh? They nabbed me for bargain-hunting without a license."

'So, anyone have any idea how we go about explaining how we made a hostile takeover bid for one of our own subsidiaries?'

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Fair Trade Coffee. I'll give you this pen for a medium French roast.

'Michael left me because of my extreme couponing...at least I think he left me.'

"For goodness sake, wait till he's signed the McKimson deal!"

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"I hate finding billing codes for this guy..."

"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."