Deal With A Devil Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It sounds good so far, are there any strings attached?"

"First, we tell everybody that you're in rehab. I'll take it from there."

Devilled Eggs

'I'm here due to an identity theft.'

"You do realize selling your soul will be considered a capital gain."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

'What are these for? You only bring me flowers when you've done something good.'

'I'm sorry to say that one among you is not pulling his weight... I don't think it's necessary to name names.'

Devil Tricks

Mother with Child.

'We definitely need tighter border controls!'

"I'd sell my soul for one of those."

...To tell the truth, I find them quite becoming.

'No wonder it's so warm! Someone's been messing with the thermostat again!'

Angel & devil in raft fantasizing about food.

Sinnerplex.

"Surely they won't mind if we join them?"

Prison Visit.

'It's been difficult, but I think I've finally accepted the fact that, try as I might, I just can't make EVERYONE miserable!'

"At least down here we don't get hassle from those damned non-smokers."

'Give them a motorway ad they'll follow it anywhere!'

The devil went down to Georgia he was lookin' for an election to

'My bad.'

"I don't care how crowded it is, you can't stay here unless you've done something really bad."

"Geez. . . what's the world coming to? I can't believe this newspaper would openly mock a mentally challenged child!"

"Bad grades again? Great job, son."

". . . And damned if you don't!"

"So, you'd prefer someone whose willing to make a sacrifice"