Dragon Appreciator T-Shirts

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

Chinese stock market

Organic Soldering.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

"Love your ambiance!"

Welsh Dragon

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Beware of the Dragon

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

USA-China, trade war.

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"