Dragon Appreciator T-Shirts

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Dragon Hair-dryer.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Organic Soldering.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Chinese stock market

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Welsh Dragon

"Love your ambiance!"

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

Beware of the Dragon

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Building a sandcastle and children's imagination.

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'