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"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Senta jumps into the sea

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

Organic Soldering.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

Moon

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.