Dragons Admirer Gifts

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Senta jumps into the sea

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

Organic Soldering.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

Tragedy/Schadenfreude

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Moon

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"I don't know, it's just the whole Dark Ages thing. It's got me down."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

Fish eating smaller fish in a tank.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.