Mall Dragon Admirers Gifts

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

Organic Soldering.

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

"Love your ambiance!"

Welsh Dragon

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Beware of the Dragon

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'So he eats the odd secretary now and then. He's our top actuary and I intend to make him a partner.'

Little boy dragon