Dragon Devotees Gifts

"Puff. . . I'm recycled."

Playing Fetch.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Foster failure

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

Diolch

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"You're completely screwed up."

Chinese stock market

Feline Evolution.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Organic Soldering.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'