Dragon Devotees T-Shirts

Playing Fetch.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Foster failure

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

"He was a sea rescue."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"Please hold applause until end of dragon."

Diolch

"Allow me to introduce Recession. Recession is here to stay."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"You're completely screwed up."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Chinese stock market

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Organic Soldering.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'No, I won't be celebrating St George's Day.'

'Marshmallows ready! Now for the roasting...'

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."